The Federation of United Federal States of Mexico is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Manuel Gutierrez with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.302 billion Mexicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mexican economy, worth 363 trillion Xecács a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,727 Xecács, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, Manuel Gutierrez has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the endangered saltwater humpback Eagle is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federal States of Mexico's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Federal States of Mexico is ranked 145,833^rd in the world and 44^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,945.52 Standard Monetary Units.